I just read this today...I died X3X3X3.
His post reads as follows--->
August 11 at 1:09pm
"My cat is so stupid. I am preparing some shrimp and my cat is all interested and shit so I decide to give him one. I hold it over his head and call him so I can set it down where he eats normally and he is flipping his shit meowing like "Oh my God! IT'S FUCKING SHRIMP, IT'S FUCKING SHRIMP, HOLY SHIT IT'S GODDAMN SHRIMP, GIMME THE SHRIMP, THE SHRIMP, THE SHRIMP, HOLY DICKS HERE COMES THE SHRIMP, OH FUCKING FUCK IT'S SHRIMP!!1!!1!" Then I set it down and he sniffs it then looks at me like "The fuck do you expect me to do with this shit? It is clearly not food, human; get your eyes examined..." and he walks off."